My God thinks my jokes are funny

nickuh-pls: I’m sick of about the summer, and I hate everyone.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:44:49 -0400

nickuh-pls:

I’m sick of about the summer,

and I hate everyone.

“I hate sleeping and I hate waking up, and I can’t afford to give a fuck about, myself.” - Andrew...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:44:20 -0400

“I hate sleeping and I hate waking up, and I can’t afford to give a fuck about, myself.” - Andrew Jackson Jihad

"I’m either too happy or fucking sad, and I can’t keep up with that."

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:44:08 -0400

“I’m either too happy or fucking sad,
and I can’t keep up with that.”

- Andrew Jackson Jihad (via kirstoni)

“The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving played his final game...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:43:53 -0400

“The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving played his final game tonight.

Emburdened by his loneliness, he wanted to feel alive.

His laziness built the pyramids, and his solitude was a knife.

The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving played his final game tonight.”

inthundercloudsabovethecity: “If I had a cigarette For every time a perfect stranger asked me for a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:42:31 -0400

inthundercloudsabovethecity:

“If I had a cigarette
For every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette
Then I’d have enough cigarettes
To get me through the day

And if I had some spare change
Every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change
Then I’d have enough spare change
To take care of these bills I need to pay”

rosalindrussells: Self Esteem; Andrew Jackson Jihad This place...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:42:20 -0400

rosalindrussells:

Self Esteem; Andrew Jackson Jihad
This place is taking all my self-esteem
And everybody is afraid of me
And I’m afraid to go out in the streets
Reminders of my failures everywhere that I will be

frostwhales-and-venison: Ghost Mice Free Pizza For Life ~go buy...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:40:16 -0400

frostwhales-and-venison:

Ghost Mice

Free Pizza For Life

~go buy this book

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:38:38 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:38:19 -0400

bricesander: Miley speaks for us all.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:37:21 -0400

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all.

sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:04 -0400

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

the-little-assassin: impatienthearts: showslow: Amazing mirror...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:14:02 -0400

the-little-assassin:

impatienthearts:

showslow:

Amazing mirrored sculptures of humans and animals created by talented Scottish artist Rob Mulholland.

Mirrored life-size figures blend into surrounding environment and reflect the constant flux of movement day by day.

(via)

If I walked into a forest and saw these I would shit my pants

#slenderman origins

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:12:52 -0400

morehiddlestonforyou: #that shirt #with those shoes

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:05:26 -0400

morehiddlestonforyou:

#that shirt #with those shoes

"We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid...."

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:03:49 -0400

“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.”

- Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com

(via crocbonker)

apihtawikosisan: sincerelysarita: Nineteen-year-old Tarikuwa...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:02:11 -0400

apihtawikosisan:

sincerelysarita:

Nineteen-year-old Tarikuwa Lemma is a survivor, of an international adoption scandal. When she was 13, she was effectively sold from her native Ethiopia to an American family. The corrupt “adoption agency” convinced her father, who was a widow, that Tarikuwa and her younger sisters were headed to the U.S. as part of an educational exchange program, and that they would return home every summer and on holiday breaks. Little did he know, his daughters had been placed with adoptive couples in the U.S., never to return. Tarikuwa’s name was changed against her will, and she was forbidden by her American “family” from speaking her native language. The issue of transnational adoption, its evangelical Christian component, and the exploitation of communities that sometimes results, is the subject of the book, The Child Catchers: Rescue, Trafficking and the New Gospel of Adoption by Kathryn Joyce, who appeared, along with Tarikuwa, on last Sunday’s “Melissa Harris Perry” show on MSNBC. Below is Tarikuwa’s satirical look at the “rescue” of children from her home country, to “better lives” in America.

clutchmag:

Stop ‘Rescuing’ African Children Through Corrupt Adoptions

Tarikuwa Lemma appearing on Melissa Harris Perry Show April 28, 2013.

From The Grio — Nineteen-year…

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Doesn’t seem to matter the background of the child, the methods of colonialism and assimilation haven’t changed.

thechanelmuse: Photos that speak: Fuck your fountain....

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:55:29 -0400

thechanelmuse:

Photos that speak: Fuck your fountain. Fuck your tree. Fuck voter suppression. Fuck your labels. Fuck your stereotypes. Fuck your hatred. Fuck your restaurants. Fuck that dude. Fuck police brutality. Fuck white supremacy.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 16:51:09 -0400

heavyblunt: SAD NECTAR, 2O13

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:48:05 -0400

heavyblunt:

SAD NECTAR, 2O13

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Sun, 19 May 2013 16:43:41 -0400